ok- I stole these from a link on Gilbert's blog.. but they are toooo funny not to share with everyone!!!
“I could not help but notice you were exegeting me instead of the text during the sermon.”
“Until this moment, I thought I had the gift of singleness.”
“Well, gouge out my eyes and cut off my hands. If I hang around you much longer, I won’t have any limbs left.”
During communion say, “Can I get you another drink?”
“God may be the bread of life, but you are the butter.”
"I'm opposed to mixed swimming but I'd love a long baptism with you."
1 comment:
Thanks, that cracked me up.
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